Monday, April 30, 2018

5.17 The Good Twin


In the aftermath of the horrible full moon incident, Holland's terrified father has doubled his efforts to enforce self-control and obedience in his pack... or rather, just in Holland.

For scratching the computer desk, Holland has to get up every morning at dawn to water the garden.



For getting in a fight at school, he has to do his own laundry. For the foreseeable future.




For accusing Luke Lau-Landgraab of having a "weird aura", he has to wash the dishes every night.




Feeding Larry and cleaning Larry's cage is just a random chore assigned to teach responsibility.

If Larry is happier in Holland's room than he was in the barn, he cannot express it.




Every full moon after the first bad one goes roughly the same way. Holland wakes up the morning after with fuzzy memories of going into the woods with his father with camping supplies, only to transform into some angry beast that howls at the moon and sniffs trees and digs in the filthy dirt.

Someone, either his mother or his father, must have washed him up while he was unconscious and dressed him in cozy pajamas, but somehow that doesn't make it any better. It just makes it more humiliating.



Holland has become sensitive to every smell, whether in were form or not, and has decided he hates most of them. The first thing he does after school is run for the bathtub.

"I think Sev's real dad is my mom's boss," he confides in the rubber duck. He's not supposed to spill random insights like that, so he doesn't tell anyone about their 'weird auras' anymore... thought he gets a strange pleasure from sharing the secrets with inanimate objects.



Dysen gets to tell people about their "auras" all the time, but it's nonsense designed to make a quick simoleon and ensure a returning customer.



Today's situation is a bit different. Craft sent Dysen to deal with a Ms Jill Marchesi, the owner of this charming villa. She reportedly thinks her home is haunted, and wants to hire "one of the mystical types" to appease the angry spirits.




Dysen can tell right away the house isn't haunted. Marchesi made up all the stories about shadowy figures, and about sinister voices, and about cold water from the faucet spontaneously turning to scalding water. It's just a bid for attention in an otherwise dull life, and a hope that notoriety will make the property worth more.



Depressingly, Marchesi has her young daughter believing every creak in the old house is an angry spirit advancing on them. Little Suzetta is a nervous mess, and can barely sleep at night.




Dysen considers his options. He could deny the villa is haunted, but Jill wouldn't accept that. She would continue to lie to herself and her daughter.



So, he sits down on a rug (a rug he claims "has seen some things") and fake-meditates to pretend to speak to the angry spirits that don't exist. It would be good business to come up with a reason he can only appease the spirits "temporarily", thus necessitating he should return every once in a while to perform a fake but pricey therapy ritual, but he's too disgusted by how worked up and frightened the child is to go through with something like that. He spins a tale tailored to make Jill happy—one full of drama, tragedy, forbidden love and scandaland claims to have banished the spirits for good.



Suzetta hugs Dysen and thanks him.

Yet for the first time, he feels a little bad about the job.




Apollo and Sev's homework arrangement still stands. As he's aged, his mother has only gotten more dismissive of his existence, and he delays going home for as long as possible. Polly's parents don't mind when she insists he stays over for dinner, though Molly is perplexed as to why they aren't plotting to go to prom together. Sev seems like Polly's closest friend and all.

"My mom asked me if you were gay, can you believe that?" Apollo grumbles. "It's like people think a man and a woman cannot be just friends."

"Did you tell her about my plan to become a travel writer and bang exotic foreign women?"

"No. I did not tell her about your creepily planned out life."

"Hey, somebody's got to plan my life. Otherwise I'll be stuck in this same town, living with my mom... except she'd kick me out because I make her feel old." Sev would have had a much happier childhood if Cara Selmone had just told her ex about the twins he fathered, but she was too proud for that, and Sev can't wait to escape his jerk brother and ditzy mother... the only family he's ever known he has.

Sev and Polly have been plotting ways to escape Monte Vista for a long time. But while he's latched on to writing and has been working hard to make his plans a reality, Polly can't decide what she wants to do. She considered the military—soldiers willing to be shipped to other bases often are, to handle training and issues that arise due to so few sims in the military—but the military has so many rules and strict hours, it doesn't seem like any fun.



"So did you ask Zag to prom yet?" Severino interrupts her thoughts about the future.

Polly grins. "Not yet! I thought I'd be nice and give you your chance first..."

"Me? A lowly commoner with The Great Zag Ziggfield? Please."





Apollo keeps herself in shape, just in case she changes her mind about the military.




"I shall extend The Olive Branch!" Olive Whitfield does a little spin to cast her level 99 peace spell (which is actually just sparkly lights that do nothing), only to come face to face with her father. "...Ack!"



Dysen stares at his daughter, his jaw dropped open but no speech bubble coming out. Holland, complicit in the playtime shenanigans but ignored for the moment, begins to chew on his nails... even though he's wearing gloves.

Olive poofs the incriminating wand out of her hand. "Oh no, how did that get there? We can't really prove it was ever there."

"You have disappointed me," her father says.

He then strolls into the house without administering any tangible punishment whatsoever.



"Did that just happen?" Holland complains.





Apollo ends up going to prom with Zag.

"Such a radiant dress, on a radiant lady."

"Thanks! Nice shoulder pointy things."

"I agree. They are glorious and I had to have them."



It takes a really high self-confidence roll to show up to prom wearing this.




Anyway! Prom is uneventful for Apollo. She dances with Zag and drinks punch. Jane Toledo and Samuel Lu-Poirot are crowned prom queen and king. Sev attends with Lydia Lu, mutual friend and Sam's half-sister, but doesn't have much to say about his date when prom ends.

"He intentionally tripped me up, in front of everyone," Sev complains instead about his twin brother, Valerio. "Who does that?"

Apollo giggles. "I'm sure Lydia understands. You're the good twin."



"I never fight with my twin," Olive inserts herself into the teens' conversation.

"I guess that makes you the good twin," Sev says.




Zag and Apollo are dating by the end of the week, but despite his choice of venues—the expensive club Danza, for example—the two keep it casual. A night out once in a while, a shy kiss or three. Zag is focused on his private music and singing classes, bent on becoming a professional musician, and has little time for the usual frivolities of the teen scene.




Still, he likes to have fun when he can fit it into his schedule, and he's attracted to Apollo.




As the night of the next full moon draws closer, Holland has trouble falling asleep at night.




So he climbs out of bed and... just kind of stares at the fire downstairs for a while.




The full moon is not until tomorrow night, but Holland is so stressed out thinking about it, he changes early. To say he's used to the transformation by now would be a lie, but he is more experienced, and manages to keep the agonized howl totally silent as not to wake his family.



 The boy crouches, taking in his surroundings with altered senses. He hears the shrew in the cage behind him, awakened by the magical light show. It's tiny feet pad against the bedding in its cage as it approaches the glass. Holland scowls. "Your cage smells HORRIBLE, Shadow."



All the staring-at-fire gave Holland a craving for marshmallows. He recruits a partner in crime so it's not too lonely sitting up, defying bedtime.



Dysen storms outside to yell at Holland for not being in bed. "How are you supposed to concentrate in school tomorrow if you're up at 3AM?!"

"How am I supposed to concentrate in school tomorrow when I have to turn into a werewolf tomorrow?!" Holland yells back.



"Don't even! Not one more word! You're grounded!"

"I was essentially grounded tomorrow anyway!" Holland's retort sounds a little silly; he hasn't gotten the hang of enunciating around the fangs yet.

"Get to bed!"



Holland screeches, spinning around to claw at the chair he was sitting in before he stood up to argue with his father. "You wouldn't punish me if I was my sisters!"

Olive stays wide-eyed and frozen, holding a marshmallow up to her mouth without ever eating it.

"You're being unreasonable," Dysen objects.



"I hate you!" Holland screams.

Dysen stares, confounded. Isn't this how his father dealt with things? His father always reasoned with him somehow. Why isn't it working? "Turn back to normal and stop making a fool of yourself."

"No!"

"Holland. I'd ground your sister if I was in any way concerned she'd screw up and bring us unwanted attention. I'd ground your sister if she were a werewolf who could lose control over something as simple as not enough sleep. When Molly told me about Olive's magic, at first I thought she'd be as impulsive and as difficult to control as you. But for the most part, she's responsible. She understands why I ask her to do things. You're just convinced I'm out to get you. Stop being such a child."



The transformation leaves Holland feeling weak and helpless. He runs back into the house, crying.




"I wish you wouldn't yell at the children," Molly admonishes her husband, once she's calmed their son down.

"I'm sorry, Molly. It's just... I get so worried, it's hard to think rationally."

She glares, obviously not understanding. "If you were worried about him, you wouldn't raise your voice like that. It scares him."

"That's not fair..."



"How? How is it not fair?"

"Seriously?" Dysen rolls his eyes. "You got a man killed because you were scared for your kid."

"Oh, now it's about me?"



"I'm just saying, bad decisions don't mean we don't care."



"As long as you admit yelling is a bad decision."



"I admit it. I'm sorry." 

Anything to make this painful conversation be over.




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Etc.: not a single cat picture. awful chapter.

Monday, April 23, 2018

5.16 All Night


"I'm a witch," Olive whispers, "and you're my familiar."

Trilobite doesn't get it.









He is, after all, just a normal sim kitten.



When Trilobite matures into an adult cat, Olive uses her allowance to buy him a collar with a red heart-shaped tag. The tag is engraved with the name she picked out for him, and jingles whenever he makes any but the slowest movementsa feature that amuses Moby greatly. 

The elder cat is often spotted following his grandson around, pawing at the tag.



Olive is getting good at casting simple illusions.

She practices in secret, since she's not allowed to be practicing at all.



More often than not, the secrecy means making sure her magic-sensitive father is at work and locking herself in the bathroom.



Only Holland knows about her secret.



 Other than Trilobite, of course.



"I don't know if I want to go to prom," Apollo confides in her mother. "Half the school wants to go out with me."

"Hmm. I never had that problem," her mother says bluntly.

"What would you do if you did? Boys outnumber girls in my class three to one."

"If I wanted to go? I'd go with the one I liked best," Molly says. "Someone is going to be sad no matter what choices you make. Don't let that stop you from making choices."




 While Apollo deals with high school, her younger siblings are in no hurry to grow up.



They spend as much time as they can just playing pretend. This sprinkler is a waterfall...



...and there is no trampoline, only kangaroos in training...



...and, for the sake of this mages-only campaign, they'll even pretend both of these wands shoot magic.



"Oh no! The dragon's scales reflect all magic! We'll have to rely on our physical strength, but we are weak scholarly types! We're doomed!" Holland comes up with most of the problems.



Trilobite really doesn't get it.



The most impressive toy is the imagination, but having a chest full of fun costumes helps.



"I think Mom's plotting veggie rolls for dinner again."

"Snap out of it, Lieutenant! We're lightyears away from our mommas!" Olive refuses to break character in the middle of a scene. "Now, do you see any sign of the alien?"

"Oh, uh... I think it's on the ceiling, admiral."



Olive just likes to see everyone happy, really... and the only times her brother is happy, lately, he's pretending to be someone else.

Something must be bothering him.



The night of the full moon arrives. Holland reluctantly sits with his father in front of their colossal television screen. His sisters are at the sleep over parties of different friendsone child age, one teen age, of course—and his father has set out snacks and a selection of horror films Holland isn't normally allowed to watch for fear he'll "get scared" and turn into a werewolf.

"You don't really think anything will happen, do you?"

"No," Dysen answers truthfully.



"Then why am I being punished?"

"You're not being punished. You're watching a movie with your dad."

"You make me feel like I'm a freak."



"Being freakish isn't terrible. It's made me a lot of money."

"I'm not psychic, Dad. I'm just a monster."

"Oh so I've had to replace a few clawed up cushions. Not a big deal..."

"Not a big deal?! I can't do anything because you think I'll wolf out and people will get mad and kill our whole family."

"You know our family has been in trouble before. It's a serious concern."

Holland starts to cry. "I'm not a bad person, Dad!"

Dysen recoils, startled. How can a psychic parent misread his own kids so badly? he wonders. "I know that, Hollie..."

The wailing intensifies. "I hate that nicknameDon't call me that! I'm not a girl!"

Dysen pats his son on the head cautiously. "There, there..."

"I didn't do anything bad... I didn't mean to be a werewolf..."

"You're not a bad kid. I don't know how I could give you that impression."

"Then why are you punishing me?!"

"I'm not! I'm trying to get you to pick a movie to watch!"

"You think I'll hurt someone!"

"I'm more worried someone will hurt you. Don't be sad! Please?" 

"Do you wish I never existed?"

"No. Of course not. I love you."

Holland scowls, as if he doesn't quite believe his father, but dries his tears on his sleeves.

Dysen fights to keep his expression neutral. His son has the over-emotional trait, so he's seen—and psychically felt—these sorts of mood swings before. He puts an arm around the boy. "Your emotions are severely in flux due to a planet passing between Earth and the main star in your constellation."

"...Dad..."

"I'm distracting you with absurdity."

"Stop."

"Now what do you think? The Day of the Cowplants? Maybe Time Cube?"



Holland chooses a film blindly. It's mediocre and badly paced, lingering too long on the toxic relationship between the main characters, two brothers who have inherited their father's hat shop.

"When they made hats in that time period, there was some heavy metal used in the production, and supposedly it poisoned the hatters and drove them insane. So we have the phrase, mad as a hatter," Dysen explains. "Mostly the phrase survives because of the Alice in Wonderland stuff."

Holland shrugs. "Are you going to leave your business to us when you get too old to run it, Dad?"

"Whatever you want, kid. I'll make it happen."

"Will I have a boss? Why is Mister Marvin your boss when you're the famous one?"



"Craft is my boss because it's convenient." Dysen ostensibly gets money just for walking into a packed room with a stage and reciting a script these days, but there's a lot going on behind the scenes.



Anyway, the full moon pops up, insert poetic description here.



It follows typical video game logic. It's a problematically gigantic moon.



And then this happened. Insert spooky description here.



Dysen freaks out over Holland's blond hair.




Holland freaks out over Holland's blond hair.



"My genetics are being mutated!" Holland screams.

This change feels different from losing control, and the blond hair proves it is different.



Dysen decides the pup's distress is unimportant. He is overcome with the urge to hunt.




The hunt takes him all the way to the refrigerator.




Molly takes over parenting.

"Awww, you are so cute," she soothes. "Your hair looks just like your Grandma Holly's."

Holland growls.

Molly narrows her eyes. "Don't growl at me."

Holland whimpers.



Hunger sated, Dysen dashes around the kitchen in a frenzy. After a few laps he pauses, throws open the door, and lets out a piercing howl before darting out towards the woods and the valley beyond.



Holland is compelled to answer the call with a pathetic howl of his own. He runs to catch up with his father.




Molly does the dishes. "This is fine," she says to herself. "My husband and son just changed into werewolves and ran off, no reason to worry."


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Dysen does not return until the early morning. He carries their snoozing son into the house and deposits him on the sofa.



"All night," Molly says, when her husband doesn't say anything.

"We couldn't change back until morning."

"What were you doing?"

"Listening to Holland complain about nature smells, mostly."

"All night?"




Dysen reaches into one of his coat pockets and withdraws a small bouquet of bright red roses, slightly crushed. He offers them to his wife, who smiles, and then frowns again. "I did stop at the corner store before coming home. I thought I might need these."

"All night," she repeats.

"What are you accusing me of?"

"Bad judgment? You frightened me. You didn't seem like yourself."

"I didn't feel like myself. It's hard to explain." Dysen recalls some kind of primal fear of Molly; she wasn't his own kind, and he had to get away. It doesn't make sense now that the sun has risen.

"What does that mean?"

"I think it means the full moon, despite common sense indicating otherwise, is going to trigger the change? Now if you'll excuse me, I'm tired, I'm annoyed, and I smell bad. I want a shower."

Molly watches Dysen stalk away from her.



She sits down in the rocking chair. Its squeaking is unsettling in the quiet. She glances from her sleeping child to the window, where a pinkish dawn sky looms beyond heavy gray clouds. Has she made a mistake, she wonders. Is there a problem? If there is a problem, will it go away on its own, or is it the kind of problem that requires her intervention?




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Etc.: The origin of the phrase "mad as a hatter" is not known for certain. It predates Lewis Carroll's Mad Hatter. A popular theory points to chronic mercury poisoning.