Saturday, December 17, 2016

4.15 The Pirates



Ceth can never pass up an invitation to party, which is how she finds herself at the modest home of Stan Powers, where she and every other guest are bored to tears.


Phil Trice curls up to sleep in Stan's bed, since there is literally nothing else to do in the house. There's no food set out, no games set up, no stereo turned on, and not even a television set to watch the game on!


Ceth grabs some of the pillows from the bed to play fight with Kirstin, who has been slinking around in the back, casing the place. Ceth misinterprets Kirstin's behavior as 'shy'.



Ceth thought they were really bonding, but Kirstin pulls away angrily when Ceth tries to touch and speak to her swollen belly.


"Do people think I like it when they give all this attention to my fat stomach? The baby can't understand what you're saying!"



The only person Kirstin tolerates such behavior from is Milo.

Luckily Milo isn't very keen on chatting with the unborn. He puts his hand over her tummy to see if he can feel the baby kick, sometimes, and has a rather distant expression, as if he can't believe any of this is happening. Kirstin feels bad for him.



 She's impressed by the fishtank in Milo's garage. "Octopi? That's kind of opulent."



"Glad you like it. I was worried me living in a garage would turn you off."

"Nah, you saw my place."

"Well, this garage is big enough for two, you know..."

"Right. I don't see a shower installed here, annnd... it's going to get too cold to walk between here and the rest of the house with wet hair soon." Kirstin points out some fairly obvious logistical problems.

"Oh it's just a short dash," Milo defends. Behind Kirstin's back, his gaze darts back and forth across the room, as he tries to mentally work out where he could squeeze in bathroom facilities.


Carlos and Lela living under the same roof has predictable results; the two end up flirting all the time.


Then dating for serious.

 

Even though Ceth was the catalyst for this series of events, she can't help but feel strange about it. She was never going to get serious with Carlos, but she's never cared about anyone else so much as she cares about him, and she kind of misses the convenient secret thing they had going on.

They have an unusual relationship. From Ceth's point of view, the physical portion was always completely casual, and she doesn't fear growing emotionally distant from Carlos because he's the closest thing to close family she has... which is kind of weird if she thinks about it too hard, so she tries not to think about it too hard.

Why am I moping? she wonders. Am I jealous? I can't be jealous! That's stupid.

She wants Carlos to be happy. Not necessarily more than she wants him to herself, but she's not willing to put in the work to have him to herself, so letting him be happy is the next best thing. She must remember this.



Ceth invites herself into Milo's garage, and is surprised to find him preening nervously in front of the new mirror and shower he installed. "Going somewhere?"



Milo nearly jumps out of his skin. "Dammit Ceth at least knock! I might have been showering or something!"

Ceth casts a dubious eye on the wall-less shower fixture. "Uh huh."

At least there's no chance of these two hooking up; Milo is strictly in the 'little brother' category.


"Fine, since you're here, do I look alright? I have to go to some stupid social event with the rest of my team."

"Your shoes don't match your suit, so I guess how 'alright' you look depends on how acceptable that is."

Milo pouts. "It's a party for the investors. We're trying to get them to throw serious money at us. We're being talked up as the first real rivals the Llamas have had in a while. We're not going to be the only team there though. The Pirates and the Roos are—"

Ceth makes a show of yawning. "Great, you can get your mom some autographs."

"Yeah. So should I buy more shoes...?"

"I don't know. If they were judging you by real merits they'd have you arrive shirtless and flex at the investors."

"This is actually pretty serious, Ceth. A lot of, like, rich people will be there. Staring at me."

"Sounds like an improvement to my boring day. Sneak me in! I want to see if they have a fondue fountain."

"What?! How am I supposed to—"

"Just give me a minute," Ceth interrupts, "I want to change clothes."



Milo gives Ceth's outfit a hard stare as they walk into the lobby of the fancy hotel this event is at. "How does that even stay on?" he grumbles.



Officer Worthington and a pair dressed like pirates join Ceth and Milo in the elevator.

Ceth and Milo try not to feel too judgmental.



The party is as lively as Ceth hoped, boasting music, dancing, important people, an open bar, and several chocolate fountains.



Mission accomplished!



Normally a stage like this might have a live band, but right now it has a magician releasing birds.

Starlight Shores is a weird place.



Ceth hits the dance floor.

Sadie Mason recognizes and congratulates Ceth on her career success. Sadie has had a much harder time as a singer, since she had a child with her longtime boyfriend Rich Richmond. Rich has a stable job as a corporate drone, so between his regular income and Sadie's unpredictable gig schedule, it was obvious who was going to end up handling most of the childcare.

On top of sounding like she has sacrificed her dreams for her family, Sadie recently caught Rich cheating on her with her best friend Mercedes May.


Ceth decides to escape Sadie's sad story by heading upstairs.



The VIP lounge is greener and has a hot tub and bubble machine.



It's also open to everyone for this party; everyone is a VIP! Yay! So Sadie makes her way upstairs after a few drinks, to torture everyone with her low level piano skills.



Since she's single now, Sadie feels free to flirt with this blue guy named Shannon Seabottom.

She figures the blue paint is a sports thing she doesn't understand.



Shannon's buddy gets a little shameless with the chocolate fondue.



Milo feels as weird at this party as he felt at his father's campaign fundraisers. He's on display, and he isn't quite sure what he's supposed to be doing.

Whatever it is, he must be doing it right, because Mithun Khan tells him they are "killin' it".


After an unwise amount of bubbles, Ceth decides she will approach two of the Pirates, who are goofing off and seem to be debating the merits of jumping into the hot tub.

"Fashion alert," she stage whispers to Doctor Gooder, "please call the fashion police."

Natasha Gooder quirks an eyebrow, but does not otherwise acknowledge Ceth. Trendy vocalists come and go in this town. As Natasha's old money parents would say, very few of the entertainers Starlight Shores fosters know how to spend money properly, so even when they run into serious luck, they squander it. They are not social equals.


Ceth marches up to the foreigners and criticizes their choice in attire.

"I know your team name is The Pirates, but do you know how absolutely silly you look?"



"Yarr, lass, you be insulting Barnacle Bay's traditional garb. That's culturally insensitive." The brunette pins her with a serious stare.

Ceth tilts her head. "Alright, I have a friend from that area, so I know that accent is fake."


Turns out this guy's name is Floyd Quill, and the accent is not fake. Egg Man and the rest of Thundercube worked hard to drop the accent so they'd be more respected. 

Shannon watches his friend use hand gestures and the same brag stories as usual to pick up yet another girl in yet another town.


Ceth has finally found someone with an ego the size of her own.



Ceth would like to get this musclebound athlete into the hot tub, but she didn't bring swimwear, so she settles for more party bubbles.


As the skies grow darker outside, Floyd and Ceth retreat to Floyd's hotel room, where they can get their hands on each other without an audience.

"I'm only in town for a few days," Floyd reminds her.

"That's all the time I need," Ceth purrs, indicating she isn't looking for a long term relationship.


 Floyd does not seem like her type, anyway. He doesn't even have the genius trait. "Let's get you out of that pirate cosplay," she says, trying to put thoughts of what kind of man she'd rather be with out of her mind for the night, so she can focus on this one.



It's past time to leave, and Milo cannot find Ceth. He last saw her chatting with one of those Barnacle Bay weirdos, so he stops to question Floyd's teammates.

"Is she your girlfriend?" Shannon asks.

"No, she's like my sister. Cousin. Adopted," Milo isn't sure why he bothers clarifying.

"Floyd took her off to his room," a female Pirate informs him.

"That is just like her. Disappearing with a random guy at a party," Milo grumbles.

"Hope she isn't looking for anything lasting," Shannon warns. "Quill's married."

"That low down scum..." Milo growls.

"I keep telling him it will bite him in the ass, but he won't listen," Shannon says. "He's been like this since high school."

Milo stands very still and silent for a moment, willing the rage buildup inside of him to go away. Then he sits down with Shannon and orders a drink.

"You're staring at me," Shannon informs him. "I'm not into guys."

Milo looks away. "Uhh sorry. My nonno had blue skin."

"Yourwhatnow?"

"Grandfather."

"There are some Goldbeards in our town," ladypirate pipes up again. "I thought the name was unique to our region, actually. Maybe you and Shannon are related!"


Ceth doesn't get home until the next morning.





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 Etc.: I guess she lost her dress at some point during the night???

Thursday, December 15, 2016

4.14 Free Car



Carlos acquires a Pokemon or something...



Ceth rolls a wish to jam with Egg Man.



Milo interrupts to hug Ceth randomly.  Aww.



Ceth figures Milo could really use a hug, lately.



Lela Whitfield uses the free access to computers at the Gnome Chomsky cafe to file reports after a stakeout. She had to sell her own computer to pay the rent on her apartment.


She has an unstable trait episode outside of the police station.

Twitch, twitch!

It's wrong to want bad things to happen in her city, but if she isn't put on a case that's solvable soon (as opposed to the no-leads cases she's been given lately), she will be forced to borrow money from friends or take out loans just to survive.


"I'm really sorry, Lela. The head detective thinks you have mental problems, and doesn't trust you with the work. She's going extra hard on you and probably hopes you will quit." Girbits, now better known as Francis Worthington, is incredibly blunt with his conclusions.

"So I need to seriously prove my worth," Lela says.

"You need to find some way to promote your services outside of us referring people to you. Docket is always going to play favorites."

"Can't be trusted without experience, can't get experience without being trusted... why didn't they tell us that in school?" Lela sighs.

"Because most people don't start out trying to go into business for themselves, I guess."

"Ow."

"We've been friends since high school. I have to be honest."In his opinion, Lela would be doing fine if she'd just go into a normal rabbithole career that trains its employees from within with an apprenticeship system.


Lela shares her worries with Carlos.

"I'm a terrible PI. I don't even have my own office, soon I won't even have my own apartment! That tyrant keeps raising the rent just because he can..."

"You could stay with us for a while."

"W-what?" She's legitimately shocked by the proposal.

"Paying a fourth of our bills has to be cheaper than renting that hole, and it will also save us money, which I'm going to need for earplugs and pain relievers, probably..." Carlos is pessimistic about the arrival of his niece or nephew, and has mentally prepared for the worst.

"What about my romantic feelings for you?"

"Oh, you still have those?"

Lela pouts. "I am not turned off by the... um... canid thing."


"Look, if I were still that worried about sending the wrong signals between us, I wouldn't have bought you dinner."

Lela takes another bite of her empanada and chews it slowly. She couldn't afford to turn down even that tiny bit of charity. 

"Just let me clear it with my brother and Ceth, first," Carlos says.



"Let me get this straight," Milo growls. "You won't even let me have friends over, but you want someone to move in with us?"

Behind Milo, Ceth is giggling with fiendish glee.

"First, the agreement was no parties. You can have your moron jock friends over in small numbers if you keep an eye on them and make sure they don't find out we have secrets. Second, I already explained to you why Lela isn't a danger to us..."

Milo is not appeased. "Yeah yeah so she's got special powers herself. Big whup..."

"She has a car we can use," Carlos points out.

"Well shit, I'm sold," Ceth interjects.

Milo opens his mouth, closes it, then opens it again, "How often can we use the car?"




The only unoccupied room in the house is the new nursery, so Lela plops her sleeping bag down on the rug there.



She doesn't mind. She's snug and comfy.

She tells herself the stay here is only temporary, anyway.



The first thing Lela encounters in the morning is Ceth, dancing to a pop song.

"Well don't just stand there," Ceth challenges. "Dance! It burns calories."

"I should really get to work..."

"Never work in a bad mood," Ceth advises.

"I... fine..."



Ceth bobs her head and hips to the music, swinging her arms with confidence. "That's right. We are a couple of hot foxes."

Lela giggles. "You are ridiculous."



Milo is incredibly easy to win over with a game of basketball. He doesn't even mind that she isn't very good; he can see she's trying her best.

"So you're a Gnomes fan..."

"Of course, silly. I am a local."

Milo tries not to stare at how distorted the gnome hat is by Lela's chest curvature.

"So I noticed you have quite the collection of actual gnomes," Lela points out.

Milo finds his voice, "Oh, yeah, they just kind of show up of their own free will."



Lela's career has actually been glitched to give her no cases. After some witchcraft cloning and binning and re-adding her to the world, she finally does get a case!

With a renewed sense of hope, she drives off to interview her client.



Turns out there is a good reason she was given this case: it's stupid.

"I hear a lot of things in this cafe," Wayne Martin prefaces his request. "One of the most troubling is a rumor that fool Becky Lack started about me being a llama brained gnome herder. I need you to convince the town I'm not one."

What does he want her to do, run billboards?

"I'll... see what evidence I can compile," she manages to say.



"So you put together a file for him, disputing those claims literally?" Carlos frowns.

"Yeah, now I'm just scared he's going to actually show it to people. I need my name to more recognizable, but not like this."

"Heh..."

"At least I got paid."






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Etc.: Fish sprite thing in the first pic is more like an immortal Giga Pet than a Pokemon. I know I'm dating myself here, but at least Pokemon fight in brutal gladiatorial combat or whatever. And Tamagotchi did all kinds of weird stuff. All the Giga Pet did was constantly demand my attention to assist it with one of three animations, and then die.

Mine looked like this:


As you can see, it's plotting to just keel over any second.